excerptsfromchrispinesmoleskine:

Eyebrows

Your eyebrows suck. I hope they eat your face
like Zeus devouring his child.
You inspire feelings in me
of nausea.
A last name that means “five,”
and a last name that means “tree.”
If five trees fall in a forest and no one
is around to hear them,
will you still not hear me?

You’re an asshole.

Use capital letters, asshole.