PrinceHamlette

what kind of commissions would you want to do? Art stuff? costume design etc? What would be your price range?

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:02:45 -0400

For everyone that asked:

I would do custom costume illustrations like if you had a character that you wanted drawn. It could either be original or styled from existing clothing, historical, modern or futuristic. This would be the main one and I would probably be anywhere from 40-70$ per figure.

I really want to do custom cosplay and sewn garment commissions but its difficult because I would prefer to actually meet with the client, take measurements, make a muslin sample, try it on them, then make the actual garment but I might do simple things. We shall see.

Freaking because I have to buy 10 yards of black sateen, 1 yard of white sateen, 4 yards of black...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:54:21 -0400

Freaking because I have to buy 10 yards of black sateen, 1 yard of white sateen, 4 yards of black twill, 4 yards of drapey woven fabric, 4 large black buttons, 2 silver hook and bar closures, and possibly 1 can of white fabric spray paint.

And I just paid a medical bill. And I just got monthly groceries.

MONEY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH BECAUSE I CANNOT WORK CURRENTLY BECAUSE SCHOOL AND I ONLY GET HIRED UNPAID POSITIONS AND I TRIED TO BE A TUTOR BUT NO ONE WAS INTERESTED AND I WANT TO DO CUSTOM COSTUME SEWING BUT I DO NOT KNOW IF I AM GOOD ENOUGH AND I SHOULD PROBABLY OPEN COMMISSIONS AGAIN I AM A MEAT CREATURE LIVING ON A ROCK FLOATING IN A VOID AND MONEY CONTROLS MY LIFE BOO HOO

I just have to say. You are one of the most interesting human beings I've ever come across. Like, I would be utterly honored to love you and marry you and cherish you forever because you are brilliant. This sounds ridiculous and possibly creepy because I don't actually know you at all, but what you've shown of yourself through your blog is enough to convince me that you are truly unparalleled. I just... you're amazing. So, thank you for that.

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:34:37 -0400

oh my gosh anon… I am so honored you would say that to me. It does not sound ridiculous at all, I try to be as truthful as possible in my blogging so thank you for being such a sweetheart.

Thank you for such a lovely note, it made me really happy when I read it today :)

bloodyenochian said: Your dislike of your appearance has nothing to do with being chubby or not,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:57:54 -0400

bloodyenochian said: Your dislike of your appearance has nothing to do with being chubby or not, you will dislike yourself at no matter what weight because your weight & body is not the problem, the problem is something else, disliking your body is just the manifestation

I…. oh…. Wow. This is the realest shit I have ever read.

I think I need to meditate on this more.

ashtastetherainbow said: I have that issue too. I look at myself and I’m like “Ewww gross”, but...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:33:52 -0400

ashtastetherainbow said: I have that issue too. I look at myself and I’m like “Ewww gross”, but then I like the same things on other people. IDEK.

Perhaps it is our subconscious trying to like ourselves but then our conscious mind goes NOPE NOPE NOPE

Curiouser…..

Ahaha everything I hate about how I look is what I like about other people??? Like golly I would...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:16:06 -0400

Ahaha everything I hate about how I look is what I like about other people??? Like golly I would love to smooch a person with a round belly and a double chin and big thighs and a round face and gosh chubby people are the greatest wow but not me I am an ugly fat girl and I hate myself.

Sometimes even I have to stand back and question myself.

spodiddly: Read More I think this was one of the most confusing aspects of the film. Certainly, it...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:09:22 -0400

spodiddly:

Read More

I think this was one of the most confusing aspects of the film. Certainly, it is a kind gesture but uh….. That was going on 12 years ago??? It is not an anniversary nor near the time when that happened. Would it not have made more sense to dedicate the first film to 9/11??????? There we see a terrorist against the federation actually destroy something of great magnitude and the movie reacts similarly to how this country reacted (fight fight fight).

I think it is also telling that they cast a white role as a POC role and then dedicated the film to 9/11. Did they do that after? Did they to into the making with the dedication in mind and that is why they chose a white man? Were they planning the dedication and did not want a POC to be the main villain? It seemed very random to dedicate a film that had only the slightest bit of connectivity.

But…..

Perhaps it was also a bad idea that the “terrorist” in the film was made on planet earth, revived on planet earth and then sent to attack the Federation and Earth by the Federation’s own top brass.

Uh… Oops? An entity attacking itself because we want war??? Well even though that Admiral evil monologued it I am still left with way too many questions. The amount of plot holes and 2 dimensional eViL MWAHAHAHA was astounding.

Also I saw Star Trek tonight and lemme tell u a thing I was not impressed with the costumes AT ALL

Fri, 17 May 2013 05:20:20 -0400

Also I saw Star Trek tonight

and lemme tell u a thing

I was not impressed with the costumes AT ALL

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Mon, 13 May 2013 00:34:00 -0400

media-worm: princehamlette: Chris Pine on David Letterman...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:19:58 -0400

media-worm:

princehamlette:

Chris Pine on David Letterman [x]

I would have made him a bib with snap or velcro closures so as he was walking into the shot I would just rip off.

My girl Paige coming up with the easiest fix for an apparently horrible problem with our boy Pine.

Why doesn’t everyone hire her?!?

Ooh ooh ooh and it would have a little inverted wing at the bottom to catch crumbs. I think the most embarrassing costume spill I have had so far was someone split breast milk on their shirt.

Chris Pine on David Letterman [x] I would have made him a bib...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:11:29 -0400

Chris Pine on David Letterman [x]

I would have made him a bib with snap or velcro closures so as he was walking into the shot I would just rip off.

bittersilver: spookyloop: redmortem: Bat lamp &...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:05:13 -0400

bittersilver:

spookyloop:

redmortem:

Bat lamp & chandelier

Austrian table lamp, most likely from the mid-late 19th century.
Estimated value $1,000/$2,000

Paige!

I need this to be e v e r y s i n g l e lighting fixture in my house

Sometimes I get angry because I want a huge curly beard and I cannot just up and grow one.

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:22:23 -0400

Sometimes I get angry because I want a huge curly beard and I cannot just up and grow one.

meloyhaberman: media-worm: trekkiesbepositive: (link) THIS....

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:56:24 -0400

meloyhaberman:

media-worm:

trekkiesbepositive:

(link)

THIS.

Oh my gosh you guys stop it

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:36:31 -0400

catnipsoup: captxandri: marchingjaybird: geekdonnatroy: casta...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:13:01 -0400

catnipsoup:

captxandri:

marchingjaybird:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

That awkward moment when the official Wonder Woman looks like she just came from a porno shoot and the porno Wonder Woman looks like she is fully prepared to kick ass and take names.

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Not to mention the fact that the boobs on the woman in the first photo are pushed up like beach balls and are likely to fall out of her bodice when she moves, when the porno version… huh, her boobs look surprisingly secure.

I know it’s pretty low on the list of offenses, but that photoshop job on the first pic is just awful.

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:48:30 -0400

malformalady: Baby grave tree, Tana Toraja, Indonesia. If a...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:24:31 -0400

malformalady:

Baby grave tree, Tana Toraja, Indonesia. If a child dies before he/she has started teething, its mother wraps the tiny body in cloth, makes a hole or finds a natural niche in the ‘Baby Tree’ and places the dead infant inside. The hole is then sealed and as the tree begins to heal, the child is believed to be absorbed.

verifascinating: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: Cas has new...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:01:02 -0400

verifascinating:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

Cas has new shoes.

Cas had to go shoe shopping.

Someone had to show Cas about shoe sizes.

He had to pick the pair he liked.

He picked boots like the Winchesters.

He does have new shoes!

coelasquid: I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:36:30 -0400

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.